A guy walks into a bar and sits down. Bartender says “What can i get you?”  The guy says “An Ovechkin”.  The bartender says “An Ovechkin – what’s that?”  The guy says “A White Russian, no ice and no cup.”

That said, will Ovie ever get a ring?  I’d love to see it.  Given how excited this guy gets just scoring a goal, imagine what he’d do if he won the cup.