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The Paradox of Wheels

On April 1, 2013April 21, 2013 By Rich CrowleyIn jokes, Quotes, Trash TalkLeave a comment

My son needled me the other day about my hockey bag having wheels, quoting some young buck hockey philosopher / trash talker, "If your bag has wheels, it's a sure sign you don't".  Hmmm...well played.

Birdseye Center

On December 19, 2012December 22, 2012 By Rich CrowleyIn jokes, memories, pranks, RefsLeave a comment

One of Canada's most wonderful comic strips from days gone by was Birdseye Center.  Jimmy Frise of the Toronto Star was the man behind it.  It was brilliant.  You can learn more at this link and if you love the romance behind old-school, small town hockey, check out this cartoon of the fan being ejected …

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Hockey and British History

On November 9, 2012November 17, 2012 By Rich CrowleyIn coaches, High School, jokesLeave a comment

I've written previously that my high school hockey coach was a man named Dave Bowen from Peterborough.  A fabulous coach.  A student of the game and someone who just dripped passion for it, he really made it fun for me and was one of those people who, looking back, pushed me to be more than …

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Leafy Images

On October 26, 2012October 31, 2012 By Rich CrowleyIn jokesLeave a comment

I don't have attribution for these images but would be happy to acknowledge whoever created them.  These were sent to me by some hockey buddies who thought they would add colour to rinktales.   For all you Toronto fans, take heart - if the Leaf brand is able to conjure up images of gracious yachts …

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It Really Has Been That Long

On October 17, 2012October 21, 2012 By Rich CrowleyIn jokesLeave a comment

What do the Habs have that the Leaf's don't?  Colour pictures of their last Stanley Cup!

I’ll Have an Oveckin

On September 19, 2012 By Rich CrowleyIn jokes, NHL'ersLeave a comment

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. Bartender says "What can i get you?"  The guy says "An Ovechkin".  The bartender says "An Ovechkin - what's that?"  The guy says "A White Russian, no ice and no cup." That said, will Ovie ever get a ring?  I'd love to see it.  Given how …

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Ouch!

On June 16, 2012June 16, 2012 By Rich CrowleyIn goalies, jokes, Pucks, shinny1 Comment

Our fearless leader, organizer and goaltender through many years of summer and winter hockey declared as he came off the ice this past Thursday night after shinny, "I bought 50 pucks at the beginning of the year and now I only have 15 left!  I don't know where they all went." Without missing a beat, …

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